WELCOME TO ME...the best place to find nothing relevant about David Incoll!


Are you sure you've come to the right place? It's possible you were searching for someone far more important, far more humorous, far more attractive, far less smelly and far less interested in lemons.

However, it appears that you have taken a wrong turn. If you were after someone called David Nicol of whom there are many of far greater importance than me then try again. Alternatively if you miscued the kebyoard atfer consuming too many tequilas and were actually after David Ingham, David Ingle, David Duchovny, David Brent , David Hasselhof or David the slayer of Goliath and future king of Israel, or any other David then something has gone terribly wrong.

That was the most important question. You've obviously got far too much time to spare like me.

 (So you're still reading eh?) If you're sure you're meant to be here have a go at the rest of my test...
  1. Are you searching for the deep and meaningful answers to the infinitely perplexing nature of the universe and the seeming futility of human existence?
  2. Would you be utterly lost without a pencil?
  3. Are you aware of the part that deodorent plays in keeping you alive?
  4. Do you think that glass makes the world go round?
  5. Have you considered how appalling life would be without coffee?
  6. Are you deeply attached to bacteria?

If you answered "No" to any of these questions, why not turn off the PC immediately and go and do something far more creative and life-changing. You'd kick yourself if the world was suddenly blown to smithereens by an unfeasibly sneaky asteroid which you'd have been able to prevent had you only spent a bit longer on those theoretical physics calculations instead of reading this rubbish.